ChatGPT: How would you teach a dog to play basketball?

Troy Vera
3 min readFeb 15, 2023

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“Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play!”

Disney Air Bud 1997 cover image

I was thinking about the Disney movie Air Bud from 1997 and imagined what steps the coach would have to go through today if they wanted to train an impressive beast like that.

I asked everybody’s new friend ChatGPT about what it would take to achieve this impressive 4-footed feat:

Teaching a dog to play basketball can be a fun and rewarding activity for both you and your pet. However, it will take patience, consistent training, and a few supplies to get started. Here are the steps you can follow to teach a dog to play basketball:

  1. Gather Supplies: You will need a basketball hoop that is low enough for your dog to reach, a soft basketball that your dog can grip with its mouth, and some treats to reward your dog for its progress.
  2. Introduce the Basketball: Show your dog the basketball and let them sniff it. Allow your dog to interact with the ball by batting it with its paw or nose. Reward your dog with treats when it shows interest in the ball.
  3. Teach “Take it”: Begin by teaching your dog to pick up and hold the basketball in its mouth. Hold the ball out to your dog and say, “Take it.” When your dog takes the ball, reward it with a treat.
  4. Teach “Drop it”: Once your dog can hold the ball in its mouth, teach it to drop the ball into the hoop. Hold the hoop low to the ground and say “Drop it” as you guide the ball into the hoop. Reward your dog with treats when it drops the ball into the hoop.
  5. Practice and Increase Difficulty: Practice playing basketball with your dog regularly, gradually increasing the height of the hoop as your dog improves its skills. You can also try moving the hoop further away from your dog and introducing obstacles to make the game more challenging.
  6. Enjoy the Game: Once your dog has learned how to play basketball, enjoy playing the game together and have fun!

Remember to always use positive reinforcement when training your dog and to be patient. It may take some time for your dog to learn, but with practice and consistency, you and your furry friend can become basketball pros!

I don’t think I will teach our darling dogs Luna (left) and Soleil to go hard in the paint, but they do know how to get and keep a ball. Even though they don’t technically throw elbows, they play similar to the 1980’s Detroit Pistons or Boston Celtics.

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Troy Vera
Troy Vera

Written by Troy Vera

Austin, TX-based Marketing People & Process Leader :: Happily married, wildly creative & richly blessed! :: Opinions expressed are my own.

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