Marvin Finch is sitting with his friend Lucy: “I ate WAY too much last night.
There were these two bugs on a cotton blossom; I had already picked off a dozen at lunch but I just HAD to have another. One was a big fat juicy one and another was smaller and not as filling. I know I shouldn’t have, and I feel really guilty, but …” and he trailed off.
“Then what?!” Lucy chirped impatiently.
“I chose the lesser of two weevils.”